Tired of the ridiculous slew of lyric videos being released, Direct Hit! decided to take a stab at one of their own featuring new song "Monster In The Closet." Not satisfied with simple words across a screen, Direct Hit! utilized their annual Direct Hit Fat Ass Contest as a backdrop, wherein the band devours as many bratwursts as they can in a mere 2 minutes and 58 seconds. Meanwhile, the "words" to their song flash below, granted they took some poetic license on this one...